Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 24, 2016

BevI see the Sheriff wore his dress whites……….they make him look short tho…

Bev

What did the 7 pin say to the 10 pin?“Spare me!”

Clever; Me without the canon….

Thanks to the Commander the new bowling season is gonna open with a bang.

na Rosie… whye you winkin at bEV… orizit you winkin at ME…???(ya nose ahm a liddLe sensativ bowt teh size of mah hands an sutch… buttagotta sey, wen its tYme ta go bowleggin bowline it makes handlin ’em MUTCH eezier….)winkin bak..*

Commander Bob is all cannon and no shot !

The Ladies Auxiliary of Ballard’s Old-Time Naval Club begging Commander Bob to keep his cannon where it belongs…

The Irish Rover® Bowling Team challenges Commander Bob and the Old-Time Naval Club’s Bowling Team

So Ling… Ah seas teh gauntlet haz bin throwed down…waht size ballz ya gonna youz…and are tehy braSS or iren? kine???

Is he firing at Will again?

Well, there is a couple vans being auctioned off by the Rouge River Transit Authority in Medford. Two 2008 Chevy Mini-Van conversions.Im going to use the same strategy, wait and see and if its in my wheelhouse at the end of the auction, swing at it and hope for the best.

This is the address for the five vans that are on auction. The three Ford Vans are actually mini buses and I’m not interested in them Im shooting for (one of) the two Chevy Mini-Vans.

http://www.publicsurplus.com/sms/all,or/browse/cataucs?catid=406

No, NO, NO!Not the BUNNIES!(…sobbing…)

I think it’s laudable that Commander Bob and his crew take an interest in elderly belly buttons!

Val – that dangling pin that makes you put on some body English till it falls.

This is unique. Funny, too.