Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 09, 2016

Well, if Stanley didn’t keep trying to build pillow forts with them, Gertrude wouldn’t take them away once again.

Stanley likes to nap, and when he naps he drools…….need I say more?

I’m counting seven pillows in Gertrude’s employ. Maybe when she goes to the bathroom he can grab a few.

Gertrude is not going to be happy either – as soon as Rusty comes back and decides he wants them.

Stanley, admit it. We spend our lives pushing those pillows away. Let her have them. Relish the unconfined comfort.

It was my impression that men simply do not like throw pillows. My husbands never did.

She’s pretty selfish. Go buy some pillows of your own, Stanley.

Stanley sees snide selfishness, sulks…

Obama inviting a Ku Klux Klan enthusiast to the White House should make for an interesting atmosphere. Also the first First Lady to have appeared in Playboy magazine. Can I wake up now???

Actually, she’s his third lady.