Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 28, 2017

It’s so popular that they have meetings all up and down Ballard Street.

Let me tell you about my bad back, post nasal drip, and dandruff.

Having legs that shape is more than a minor inconvenience.

They also advise members and others to buy stock in Johnson & Johnson.

OMG… I have several candidates to propose for membership….

sigh…. maybe not…. it wouldn’t be fair to inflict them on the other members.

Frank, in the light blue shirt, as he shows off the spot where the cabinet door bumped his forehead,

is also unintentionally demonstrating the answer to a long-held question of mine.

Look at the fingers of his left hand, casually draped over his knee.

That MUST be a plywood insert….

NO one has knees that skinny.

I think.

Hi Six… good to see you!

And Liverlips…. you really need to stay out of the Greyhound Station.

Who knows what else you’ll catch, hanging around a place like that.

Madge gave Larry that"minor inconvenience" for being a major inconvenience.

They are all, also, members of the Kiss the Pavement Club.

What’s with the hair on the guy in ‘yellow’. Looks like he forgot to completely roll it on!

Interesting that this comic came out today. I should join. I turned on the kitchen light switch this morning – nothing. Took out the (LED) bulb and put in a different lamp; worked fine. Put bulb back into the kitchen fixture and it worked.

They’ve got support groups for everything these days.

Lower back.

Hips.

Knees.

Knuckles.

I could go on but no one wants to hear my troubles.

Larry also has a pain in the neck. Fitting, since some people think Larry is a pain in the neck.

My husband is out working in the yard today, (it’s 69 degrees now, but it’s gonna snow next Saturday, so hurry) and he will be coming in, bleeding from somewhere, soon. I keep band-aids in the kitchen cupboard now.

I am stuck on Bandaid because Bandaid’s stuck on me.

Number Six!

Hope you come back. so I can say Happy Birthday!

I’m not tracking the dates as carefully as I did when we were celebrating them here,

so I hadn’t realised, when I saw that you’d stopped by last night… and …sigh…. you were already gone, anyway.

But I hope it was great!

And Rose…

SNOW?? Oh no!

How can it snow in the middle of Summer??

Please, everybody… ssshhh…

just lie to me…. I’ll believe you.

Good sunday morning Ballard St!I fell the way I did when I was younger. With my hands.