Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 30, 2017

Audrey, armed and dangerous, plans a clean sweep.

Audrey uses a long-handled broom because she doesn’t take any whisks.

“Who’ll take the woman with the skinny legs?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sdib6gd190

Whatever it was, my wife’s mother always said, “Some men like it.”

I don’t think Audrey’s “Get off my lawn!” is going to sound quite as convincing as you-know-who.

Q’s latest: The corn broom sweeper.

As one that has been hit with a broom on several occasions. ( I shall let you all wonder as to why and who weilded the broom, I can attest that any invaders should fear the bristles.

Audrey’s probably one piece of property he’s no longer willing to protect.

Beware the Wicked Witch of the Whisk brandishing brooms and besoms !

Audrey’s ready to clean up crime – real or imagined – in the neighborhood.

On full moons you can occasionally see her riding it.

Let me guess; Audrey is the build the wall conservative and ole Ray is the open doors to illegals ‘progressive’!

Favorite comic: Broom Hilda…

prolly the next head of the DOD

And she is wearing the new Fabric from Dennis’s Fabric Emporium and Bait and Tackle Shop………..Sentry Polka Dot in glow in the dark Purple (the better to see at night). She was busy all weekend making several outfits. Get your fabric today! only 49.21 a half yard!