Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 04, 2018

Bob does it for the cool evening breeze coming off the the great lakes this January.

Also he can pass gas without reproach from wife or dog.

Bob has been a little uncomfortable with his shadow of late.

Like me tonight, Bob has insomnia.

Ballard SE, is waking up to 4-8 inches of snow. Once upon a time I would be sort of tickled. NOw, it is just plain in convienient.

Bob is a fan of moths?

Bob was always a bit of a dim bulb who wanted people to think he was brighter than he was. That’s why he removed the lampshades and insists on pretending to read a book, while sitting on public view.

Spoiler Alert: The pages in Bob’s book – much like his mind – are blank !

Maybe Bob’s wife is having her bridge club over and he was exiled to the porch.

Bob fancies himself a member, in good sitting, of the Illuminati…

More to the point…………where are all the bugs? If there are none, it must be winter, which means Bob is sitting out there in the cold. Which means Bob is a dim bulb.

It is common for many mature households to be without lamp shades after a rowdy New Year Eve party. But Bob’s approach has left his wife in the dark. Watt?