Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 28, 2018

As long as it’s not ALL that they’re wearing.

Apparently everyone on Ballard St. is a little “Touched” as they say….

And why should they not be flouncing around in their capes? If not on Ballard Street, what other venue could possibly be as appropriate?

Flouncers will be prosecuted.

I hope their flouncing permit has not expired, or the Sheriff will be here in a Ballard minute!

The vampire thing is getting out of hand.

Ballard Street superheroes?

I  say, if ya got it, flounce  it.

well, yes, yes we are! And proud of it!!!!!

Flounce to your little old hearts content. I haven’t got the nerve.

No cape!

When the flouncing ball makes the street…*

*That’s a line (if you change fl to b) from a Firesign Theatre album that’s evidently so obscure it doesn’t show up in a Google Search.

Mike and Morrine have been winning Cape Flouncing contests since 1960 and they still have their original capes.

You never see plaid capes for some reason.

Anyone can get a special permit for flouncing, flitting, capering, cavorting, sashaying, and prancing, through Sherif-I’s-Makes-Da-Rules-MunkyBluzs

My crew and I have the sole applicable appointments for swashing and buckling, however.

Oh, no, they escaped again!

I don’t think I’ve ever flounced, paraided, strutted and shimmied maybe…sauntered, no way man.

“Blah, blah, blah….”

That’s seriously a misuse of the cape. You don’t flounce!! Proper use is by wrapping it over your arm and across your face…….hiding behind it and act mysteriously or dastardly. Flouncing is just poor cape abuse.xD

Mike looks a little checkered, and Morrine is a bit dotty.