Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 26, 2018

IMWTK: Where is the buoy attached to Brian?

Water wings under the chin would be more useful…

Consider Brian’s size, and the water level. You know there was about 3 inches of water in the tub to begin with.

More to the point, he has been in there so long that the bubbles from his Pink Pony Strawberry Bath Foam have all but left.

Time to haul anchor Brian, you big wuss.

When he was young, Brian heard that old adage, Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water. That image apparently scarred him for life.

I just realized, when he does heave himself out, he will most likely hang his head on the faucet. You know much head wounds bleed.

Barbara is not going to be pleased. I’m figuring about 2 gallons of Mr. Clean will be required.

Whang not hang.

Oh buoy!

The next option is to hire a lifeguard.

I always figured Brian had only one oar in the water…

but has he really sunk so low?

It could be worse…. instead of a buoy it could be a gull.

Good morning Sheriff.

If you are that worried, you need to stay away from the deep end.

Brian does seem to have gone off the deep end.

Always a shock when a character here has the same name as me.

Up next, Brian installs a lighthouse…

Brian better get out soon. He’s getting pruny.

Today is the 120th birthday of George Gershwin.

https://youtu.be/VAuTouBhN5k

MUCH better to tether yourself to a girll!!

Brian also sits backwards in the tub. Not sure if that’s for safety reasons, though. Seems unsafe to me, in fact.