Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 01, 2018

Don’t take any wooden nickels.

More beer!

When you come to a fork in the road, you should take it.

Being smart is knowing what you are dumb at.

With any luck this will replace Google.

“Keep your stick on the ice.”

“If women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy”

    – Red Green

Don’t believe everything you read.

Hello? Hello??? Is there anyone out there? Helllllooooo?

I got a bridge I wanna sell.

He needs it.

Thanks for the paper and pencil……I can now start writing the greatest American novel.

These days I need all the help I can get just remembering those great ideas that I forget 10 seconds later.

Have “There Is None So Blind As Them Who Will No See” tattooed on your lower spine.

So am i.

Good morning Sheriff.

One of my “Joeisms” is “I’ll take all the help I can get”! ;o]

“Do your best.

Don’t be a dick."

- Russell Howard’s dad

Always drink upstream of the herd

Eat dessert first, life is uncertain.

Always carry a handkerchief!

Today is the Tomorrow

You worried about Yesterday,

And Now you know why !

Hello, Larry.

Don’t take any wooden nickles…

Unless you’re looking to start a fire…

Poor man.. that is what drugs will do for you and you need to start over..

Well, my day is all set!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

“Don’t Panic”

Never forget to check your references.

And Larry does need help LOL

ew, ew, I know this one . . . we asked people who lived there – “where’s the best place to eat, good hotel not too pricey, local park”. Yeah, we actually TALKED to PEOPLE. Scary wasn’t it.