Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 12, 2019

Somehow, it looks like Martin’s going to keep lowering it until he lands on his nose. Then again, maye he’s much more talented (and coordinated) than I am in similar situations.

He must have played Offensive Line.

He’s spent years flying under the radar.

Sigh…

My center of gravity seems to get a little lower every year….

all on its own.

Time creeps by….. but apparently I  don’t need to.

He would have been great in Duck Soup.

Is that a Mlle. Unecouleur composition on the wall, or is that a window?

Martian comes from a long line of knuckle draggers.

Good morning Sheriff.

Give it a few more years. It’ll be real low.

Martin is about to join the “Kiss the Carpet Club”.

Unfortunately, this makes it very difficult for Martin to take the moral high ground…

You know she just tripped him, a little passive aggressive fun to start the week end.

Someone needs to explain “The Limbo” to him…

How grave do you want him to be?

Low maintenance?

Good night Sheriff, wherever you are.