Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 21, 2019

You’d better eat grass, but don’t bend over.

Watch your backside… that’s no BULL!

Udderly disgusting

I hope that the horny one isn’t yelling “Cow-a-bung-a.”

Whatever you do, Don’t raise that tail!

On Ballard St, pretty high I would think.

The tension is . . . mounting.

The Minotaur is real!!

This could get ugly fast! Quick, Cow-Boy, back to the barn! You dairy cows aren’t supposed to be out roaming, and we don’t have money for stud fees today.

This could offend some of our more delicate ladies.

Pull the blinds, Mildred that MOOOO isn’t a pretty sight.

Better grab the bull by the horns.

A lot of stampedes start just like this.

Git along, little dogie, git along!

Being a retired Navy guy, he had asked someone where the head was.

RUN!

Your soul mate.

He thinks he’s very love-a-bull

What folk won’t do on Ballard Street for fun.. but this could get downright ugly

This could get very awkward!

This won’t end well.

New TV show “The Masked Singer”…….Tiny Tim

Arthur is about to be on the horns of a dilemma…

UH oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Totally laughing out loud !! Only on Ballard Street!

One’s lost his head – the other is about to…

C’mon, baby, gimme some milk!

You might not want to stop to graze. Totally up to you, of course.

Susan?

It would have been a lot weirder if it were a cow’s head.

It would mean a pantomime was in the offing.

No, it wouldn’t!

Yes, it would!