Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 26, 2019

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

So do I. It’s in my head.

I’m trying to rent out an apartment with similar ceiling height, maybe Monty would like it. Then he could be dark all the time.

Monty goes in there and excuses himself for the sins he’s thinking about committing. Not that he ever commits them, but he thinks really hard about them from time-to-time.

Proof that the universe is a simulation…the comic I had immediately above this one in my favorites is “Monty.” :-O

There is a dark space in Monty’s head… it’s where his brain used to be.

I swear, he comes in the Ballard Baked Goodies and Bait and the bread goes rock hard.

It’s also great at the beach when he’s on vacation.

Looks like he about to change into a super man.

I’ll take what’s behind the curtain Monty.

Good morning Sheriff.

How dark is it?

We don’t want to know what dark deeds are done, or dreadful desires devised in Monty’s dismal domicile.

I want one. Perfect for those bright, sunny days when everyone is so disgustingly happy.

He’d be more comfortable in a chair.

Don’t we all.

Ballard peoples, how do you describe the tri-color rug – similar to the paintings? Tre=couour?

Monty likes to hide in his dark place, and then he springs, like a Python…

“Monty tingles from the illicit thrill of voter fraud”.

Hope he doesn’t spend too much time there…

Could double as a shower stall with some quick plumbing..

Monty isn’t only dark, he’s kinda scary too.

Monty slips into a black hole in his universe.

I’m just wondering if Monty ever was a photographer.