Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 06, 2019

Unfortunately, it only has a 25watt bulb.

Brad certainly does appear to be well lit.

Brad, baby! You’re beautiful! You’re gonna be a STAR! And don’t forget to use a stunt double!

Flash bulb?

Now if he could only get an extension cord long enough….

Brad wants you to yank his chain to light him up.

And yes, you can drive my car.

If it has risen, wouldn’t he be on the roof?

I think he’s gone supernova.

Now to put him on top of the Christmas tree.

Brad has always been told that you have to work hard, if you want to make yourself a star.

So he did.

He really shines when someone pulls his chain.

“Yippee. This’ll show’em!”

Brad wants to know if you can guess what Janet Gaynor, Judy Garland, Barbara Streisand, Lady Gaga and he have in common? Here’s a hint.

Brad’s a Hollywood legend in his of mind.

His wife, Myrna wants to plant more than his hands in concrete.

It won’t rise until he gets OUT of the basement. Maybe not even then.

If Brad has just one more “shooter”, his nose is going to look like a red giant, his head is going to feel like a neutron star, and last night is going to be just a black hole…

Coincidentally, did you know that Brad drives a Nova?

So…hiding in the basement constitutes ‘rising’?

A Star is Born. In the basement.

I can’t wait to see the rise part – jet back?

I would rather not visit Brad in his basement, thank you!

Pull my chain……