Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 03, 2019

There can be no doubt that the platform is more stable than Derrick.

Well if Derrick designed stages for rock concerts, we wouldn’t have these collapses!

As a card carrying member of the Platform Club, Derrick has broken rule number one: “The Platform Must Be Of A Size Suitable For Tap Dancing”

His is so small l you couldn’t get a decent Shuffle Off To Buffalo going on it.

Democrats and Republicans listen up.

The platform is probably more stable than his mind.

Derrick believes he’s ready to build a deck…..ummmm, psssssst! Derrick? It needs to be much bigger…..

More stable than most of the platforms these days.

I don’t like it. Looks too much like a Hutch ! :(

Don’t trip stepping off your stage. There’s a lot at stake.

If Derrick had a derrick, could he be more boring?

Derrick, a founding member of the Stable Platform Union (SPU) is taking no chances while the Ballard Street Engineers (BSE) study platforms.

Why would you want a deck in a stable?

A truth of life: it’s just as easy to fall off a stable stage as an unstable one. I say send the unstable ones to a shrink!

Ballard Street comics are strange, crazy, and hilarious!

Oh, I’d want to put a rail up around THAT, I would…