Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 30, 2019

Is anything on Ballard St. really on the level?

Hey, where’s the challenge in that?

Good advice. Look out, your comb is still incoming.

Or else!

To be fair, Leonard isn’t on the level either.

Now you tell him.

Well, at least it wasn’t a failure to launch! On Ballard Street, we call that a great takeoff. Now to practice our landings!

Excellent advice!

Must have been combing his hair…..BOING!

…and don’t jump off the roof to bounce on it.

Perhaps time to consider building a pool next to the trampoline..

Fido is thinking “Idiot human. If I could figure out how they get the food out of those metal things I’d be out of here.”

His calculations on the drag co-efficient were good, but I think he forgot to carry the one on the angle of descent…

I have a 12 × 12 patch of level ground, but it was created artificially for sittin ’round the campfire. Missouri hillside.

And ladders…or so I’ve heard…

When i saw this one this morning i got a good laugh. I just can’t think of a good comment.

Only someone with a level head would think of that.

… near a hospital.