Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 09, 2020

Yes, depression can be contagious.

Has it occurred to Roy that Rachel is sick to death of his “downcast moods”, and has joined the Witness Protection Program?

She’s just embarrassed to be anywhere near you.

Well, if Ted really cares about Rachel, he’d better find ways to cheer her up or she’ll leave him and he’ll have a real reason to be depressed!

Well, marriage is a sharing proposition!

She vants to be aloooone!

She calls him the Rain Man; hence the trench coat.

And Rachel thinks it is her hair that is turning Ted into a grumpy old man. Starting the day with a few shots of Gin could put the sparkle back.

I think she’s reading “Fifty Shades of Grey” under there…

Is that a tarp ?

Then he noticed that the new bottle of brandy was only half full…