Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 11, 2020

Connie goes through at least five brooms a week and two husbands a year.

I do that considerably more gently to get dust out of a broom. Connie’s heavy hand strikes again.

Clarence is her latest and she should have vetted him a little more carefully before they went to Vegas and got married.Clarence is President of the Ballard Pulley Club….enough said.

Connie’s one bad witch!

It’s a good thing she doesn’t have a Roomba. That habit would become very expensive.

Connie should go visit a real hairdresser (like Susan).

Those flying monkeys of hers were going a bit over the top, as usual. Can’t blame them, though – washing Connie’s hair turns out to be a tad difficult without water. All those hair-care products pile up over time.

Me next!

Better the broom on the wall than on someone’s head.

She’s getting rid of those pesky straws that tend to soften the blow.

That must’ve been one aggravating spider.

Looks like her transport needs attention!

That’s SOME scuffing!

The back stoop is the best place to do it.. On Ballard St image is important and Connie has her reputation to uphold.

Well, she stoops to conquer… ☺

That looks like my mom trying to kill a tiny spider.

All dressed up and no where to fly. :)

Connie’s taking her frustration with Clarence on the brrroom they jumped when they married.

It’s too bad Connie doesn’t have a rug to beat.