Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 17, 2021

Good luck Neil, but I don’t envision Scuffy as a Number One fan,

Is he that desperate to have company to the Ballard Street Bowsers home games? Mention the hot dogs, and Scuffy won’t need more peptalk.

Scuffy has high hopes about sinking his teeth into those pencil ankles displayed so temptingly before him.

Neil, if you want to train Scuffy to be a good dog, you’d better keep him away from the other Ballard St dogs.

♪ ♫ Cause he’s got .. hi-i-i-igh hopes. ♫

♪ He’s got hi-i-i-igh hopes. ♪

He’s got – - – high ap-ple pie – - in the – - – sky-y hopes. ♫

Scuff his shoe with number two.

I love how its Scuffy not Scruffy.

Scuffy is thinking to himself “If he tries to express my anal glands with that thing on, I’m going for his ankles,”

Scuffy and Scooter; both well know for their skid trails on white carpet.

They are all winners as far as i am concerned.

….and now, Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the stage “Neil and Scuffy the Wonder Dog!” ;o)

Mass sponge migrations… As Mr. Bathgate once muttered " Find Sponge Rob Finger paint, not another square pant teen. I’ve already got a case of Sponge Cake Hand D signals ."

I think they will do well at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.

But not for the Rams. Or the Chargers. :(

Scuffy, however, has very little hope for Neil.

Six fingers on that hand. Somebody can’t count…