Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 09, 2021

Lance knows you can’t chase him very well without a belt.

This guy is quite the snappy dresser. His tie is color-coordinated with his shorts.

Where’s a SansaBelt pair when you need them?

Nevertheless, I’m sure he loves his Lance a lot!

… just as the Girl Scouts are coming up the street selling cookies.

Go, Lance, go!

Leash, belt, whatever. I’m goin’ for walkies.

Well, I’ll be doggone…

Lance isn’t Tony’s boy.

Well, you see, the truth is that Lance a collector. And only the finest will do. None of that fake stuff, Lance likes leather.

Lance learned that if he ambushes from the side, and he gets lucky with the buckle, he can whip that sucker off before you know that he’s there.

Lance isn’t Tony’s boy. Tony is telling Lace to go home.

Lance trying out his new command… “PANTS HIM!”

Nope, no stays today…

Never put your trouser belt on in front of your dog…annit!

Consider switching to suspenders.(braces for you Brits out there.)

More like, ‘Come here, Lance! Lance!! You get back here Lance! Lance!’

Why are you pointing away when you say “Stay”? Lance is conflicted.