Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 11, 2021

Unfortunately, the ladies in question aren’t particularly fond of ‘The Name Game’.

Gordon has won the title, “The Creepiest Lounge Lizard on Ballard Street” for five years running, and he’s still got it.

I pity the dog.

His advantage is that poor Sunbeam will howl along with him.

Gordon’s dog, having reached the ladies in question, took care of a little business. Thereby ruining the mood. Nobody wanted to hear Goldie sing " la vie en rose’ anyway. Ick.

That song will end up serenading a sqirrel up a tree at the park.

I hope Sunbeam is deaf. I know he’s got a thick skin.

Sooner or later Gordon is gonna get bit and bit bad!

Sorry Gordon, but disco is dead.

Ah, Gordon. Not a good idea to dog the ladies! Holding the power line doesn’t mean you’re current, and the ladies are doing the TikTok Renegade!

EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeew

Gordon is one “Wild and crazy guy…”

I love the creepy smile.

Gordon specifically bought the Shure 58 microphone due to its phallic appearance.

Guessing Gordon watched a documentary on Mexico and figured those Mariachi guys had a good thing going. Not having a suitable hat Gordon has enlisted Sunbeam to help him get the ladies.

Gordon, the Ballard Street Balladeer, has his rendition of “Just the Way You Are” cut short at the sudden appearance of Miss Millie High-Maintenance…

Gordon’s punishment should be the dog grabbing the mike and running down the street barking amplified barks.

Wow Gordon knows how to get the girls!

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Gordon needs to discover the cell phone, whereby he can creep out many more ladies via the interwebnet thingy. He will find stalking via the phone much faster. As many other creepy lizards have found.

“I’m too sexy” by Right Said Fred

Gordon is creepy. His dog would do well to escape while he can.