Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 23, 2021

That’s a good idea, considering how often Gordon gets hosed.

Just store them in the garage until the Spring thaw.

Quick question…do all the men here run to …fat? Answer, yes of course, it’s the beauty standard.

Gordon, what are you thinking? Weeds don’t need watering.

I always struggle with this fellows humor. I don’t get the two hoses.

Please help me dial in to this guys frequency.

Certainly a good reason to stay alive till at least next year. An unused hose is a terrible thing to waste.

Gordon is adjusting to the projected shortages.

[Doo oot doot doot doo oot doot dooo]

Take off… Hoser!

Hey, That’s my wife right behind him.

If he lives on the West Coast USA, he’s hoping for enough winter/spring rain to lift the water restrictions and then he can use them in summer.

They were on sale. He had to get them or someone else would have bought his stuff.

I tried a couple of those “magic” hoses that don’t get tangled and twisted. They both fell apart in less than two months (the connector fell off one of them, and the other one split up the side), and they cost more than double a normal hose. Never again.

No toilet paper or paper towels? That is optimistic!

Gordon will be spending all winter mapping out deployment strategies.

If they are on sale, then it’s not a bad idea.

I know. That’s the same mistake I made.