Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 02, 2021

He could pretend he’s a waterbed and go jump in a lake.

This is less disturbing than when he pretends to be a bearskin rug.

His nose will pretend it’s flat. Ouch!

If he was doing that sideways, we would finally have an answer about the infamous Ballard men’s pants.

The rebound isn’t going to be pretty.

Cool!

On some more mellow days, he plays the part of the pea in The Princess and the Pea

Hours later, his wife is explaining to the EMTs and Police: “Honestly, when I went for a nap I didn’t know he was under there!”

Gene Gene, the dancing machine!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj4jN-T5g8M

Looks like a Gene sandwich.

Gene’s spring has sprung… ☺

Get this guy a Murphy Bed.

I would think it would be kinda lumpy.

did someone forget their meds this morning?

No, Gene. They entered you in a bread baking competition…

Gene’s gene pool needs a good cleaning. This may help.

Gene’s inner (spring) self??