Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 15, 2022

Not to mention all of the bugs in your teeth.

Can he see from that thing?

They all walk around like they’ve got a pedestal up their a**es. Which are flat by the way.

But man, those must be the super deluxe model cardboard inserts.

And another Ballard Street club rears its pointy little head.

Whoa! That looks pretty cool! Where can I get one of those? I’ll be the talk of the neighborhood!

Celtic dance also improves one’s posture.

Oh man, the Block & Pulley club is going to have fun with them on April First.

To say nothing of the improved aerodynamics.

He’s also a charter member of the Flat Butt Club.

It squares away your butt too….snerks

…but his grill should be in front…

Your time to strut, Helmut…

You have to watch out. In sketchy neighborhoods, someone will grab you and take you home

Sure.. but if you tip over best you belong to AAA to set you right side up again.

It’s a hood and it’s an ornament. I understand. And that troubles me.

Is Jerry a little weird?

How often does he require a coat of chrome polish?

He looks like he stuck a board down his back.