Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 15, 2022

Nah

The sad part is that Phideaux can read it better than Ted can.

He looks more like gluttony. Maybe the pooch is sloth.

The sign is on the floor, Ted. It’s clearly intended for the dog.

The carpet pattern is one that shows up later in women’s dresses, and we are pleased to offer a variety of colors.

Especially guard against (or be wary of) the Ninja Sloth.

(The Ninja Sloth occasionally appears in the Off the Mark comics.)

Why? The big guy from the Goonies was actually a nice guy.

Maybe it’s a warning about the DMV?

There have been a few sightings of sloth’s on Ballard St so it wise to be wary. Climate change has those ugly beasts moving into new neighborhoods.

Don’t worry, be happy. She could’ve put “Guard Against Gluttony” (or Lust, woo-hoo!)…

It has a lot more to it than just your napping Ted, look in the mirror…a big one!

National Megalodon Day. Probably should guard against them

It’s to tell the dog about the escaped three-toed sloth in the back yard.