Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 23, 2022

Bob often misidentifies every thing around him.

another megalomaniac

Doesn’t happen very often though.

Well … that’s nice … I guess.

But how do/can we identify which one of these two is Bob?

It’s Bob’s mother’s fault. Mrs. Klemphfalter didn’t have much going for her, what with that hair and all, so she lived vicariously thru Bob. He ain’t much, but compared to mommy, well……

Which one is Bob?

At the outset, let me say that I believe Bob to be the fellow on our left, wearing the checked shirt. I suspect he is feeling superior to Sam, in suit and tie, because Sam is reading the comics page.

I’m able to wiggle my ears, too.

I’ve lived a long time in a number of places around the world and one of the constants I’ve noticed is that anyone who has a ‘need’ to feel superior to at least one person or group, usually isn’t.

Must be a MAGA.

Next Bob will casually mention his prehensile tail…

“…someone to whom he feels superior.” (Heh heh, how others get the same feeling.)

Oy!

Just because your name fits well in palindromes doesn’t mean you’re superior, Bob…

Bob’s ti​ts bob… ☺

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Before the internet Bob had to be careful to not let those he felt superior to know it. But today, fools like Bob have free rein to pump themselves up due to being anonymous.

Every hood has a Boob…Bob type !

Because of the pocket protector, no doubt!!!

Bob, I’m afraid your superiority radar is malfunctioning.