Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 07, 2023

Everything’s gone to pot

The good news is broken shovels are worse weapons than unbroken ones.

… does it feel good afterward? If so I wanna do that

Potting has lost it’s allure for Monty since they legalized it.

Flesh-eating bacteria can turn your “green thumb” thoughts very black in a heartbeat.

Maybe he didn’t realize that potting sheds are for growing flowers, not …

He never should have planted the seeds of war.

Monty, what have those seedlings done to deserve this?

He’s either incredibly strong or buys incredibly cheap tools.

The one who sows to please his sinful nature, from that nature will reap destruction,

Despite idolizing the man since childhood, Mr. Green Jeans Monty isn’t. Hence…

Should’ve protected them from Jack Frost.

He’s really not supposed to be in there…it’s the SHE-Shed

Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!

Stop, Monty, you’ll hate yourself, later.

Monty lost his bid for president of the Ballard Street Gardening Association.

“The Full Monty” don’t mean the same thing on Ballard Street…

Monty! Just throw in the trowel!

(¬_¬)

There is a never ending of potting plants…………

I don’t think so.. looks like an enthusiastic cleanout to me. Monty is going for a fresh start and this.. is the year his geraniums will come in first, beating that evil Gertrude’s pathetic weeds.

Monty went potty…

It just melts my heart.

Unlike his plants, Monty’s anger kept growing and growing.

Monty was saving his pot to celebrate a special occasion only to find out some miscreant apparently stole it, thus the meltdown.

Sounds like getting potted might be just the thing for Monty.

Monty isn’t cut out to be a potter. He’s potty.