Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 11, 2023

Millie becomes mightily irked with home on the range.

he must have spent many Fridays in Ireland.

Warren is going to struggle to get up from there, and Millie is in suspense wondering if the seat of his pants are up to that struggle.

Warren, you don’t need to watch them all in one night!

I hope that’s the used DVD bin at the rental place, where they’re for sale at 2/$1. Otherwise, it’s going to have to come out of his allowance.

Do you really want to get this lunatic hooked on noir or war movies?

“How The Westerns Won”

Warren is soon to experience that TV ad———“HELP. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”.

I’ve seen some of those movies. Certain famous people struggling to act and the suspense is like watching a train wreck.

Warren is slowly drifting into the sunset, and mumbles: OOOoooooo Horsies..

Western Hat and Wing Tips. He’s beyond help.

Good morning Balladeers.

“And your Purple Sage is riding up…”

Warren is a man after my own heart.. I see a lovely weekend coming up, one hopes Millie has lots of beer and chips in the cupboard. Oh I do envy Warren.

Warren struggles to adapt and live well in this century:

a man out of time, he knows this era’s akin to penitentiary.

Be kind, rewind. :)

If his trousers are any indication, Warren is searching for SpongeBob SquarePants in the Old West.

Wife is getting really tired of watching Westerns…

Traditional Westerns have rules, clearly defined good and bad behavior, often senseless but not gory violence, and well-recognized plot lines. Ethical problems are solved with a steady gun hand and and eye to protecting the sanctity of law, a man’s Word and the virtue of the local school marm. :)