Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 11, 2023

On laundry day Marcia will get even by starching Murray’s underwear.

But she has an empty fork, and she knows what to do with it.

someone is in a dire need …. for a baby chair

Never p**s off a woman holding a sharp object.

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

Dalai Lama

Murray, you had better wake up and lend a napkin before you get forked.

Marcia should have known that she would be in his splash zone.

She forgot to bring along a tarp and/or raincoat.

food fight!

Marcia thought she’d outwitted Martin (not that he has any) by sitting on his left. Today, of all days, Martin gave up his right hand to be ambidextrous…

Long suffering Marcia.

Good morning Balladeers!

Fork him, Marcia!

Marcia knows that Murray is a John Belushi fan and loves the food fight scene in Animal House. What Murray doesn’t know is Marcia is a huge Gallagher fan and Murray is about to become a watermelon.

Marcia has been watching what she eats, and wearing what Murray eats.

A small price to pay for real appreciation of her cooking.

Ironically, mashed potatoes. Murray better hurry, or he’ll be slurry…

Luckily for him she likes mash potatoes!

With me, it’s usually coffee. :(

Murray just found out that the meal is ‘on the house’! Marcia just found out that the meal is ‘on the spouse’!

Hes worse after an expesso.