Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 21, 2023

But he is on a first name basis with everyone down at the Ballard St. Emergency Room and Coal Yard.

Me neither, Carson.

I’m surprised his suit and tie are on right side out and right side up.

Is he going to bite his tongue next?

Good thing Carson is left handed.

Carson dug with SPADES, for the DIAMONDS his HEART craved, but only got CLUBBED.

Perseverance is more his thing.

the consequences of being left-handed

Next up: A pen-poked finger and a bit tongue…

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“Clumsy Carson was a klutz. Clumsy Carson had no… I’ll start again…”

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There once was a Ballard Street klutz. All that he tried was a futz.

No matter the task, it’s too big an ask.

’Cause Carson? That guy is a putz!

Carson’s strongest suit is Armani.

It started when he started drinking…..

However, fragility is right up there.

Good morning Balladeers!

It was Carson’s lack of agility trying to clear the hedge in his birthday suit that led to this condition. Visiting Martha while her husband was out of town was a bad idea right from the start.

collateral damage from the wood project of last week

Fragile is agile without the fr…

The way Carson is sticking out his tongue I’d say Carson is right-handed, trying to write with his left hand. But I may be wrong. I’m a south paw but I sometimes stick my tongue out while writing. :-)

Born under the sign of a Klutz, have lived there my entire life, will die a Klutz, hopefully not of a Klutz maneuver.

It gets worse. Due to his mishap, Carson is forced to try to write with his non-dominant hand. It isn’t going well.