Patrick and chaos are well acquainted. You might say, “good friends”. His boss is less understanding, but knows Patrick’s job is being shipped overseas in a few months, so it doesn’t really matter all that much.
No need to panic: Chaos visits Patrick all the time. In many ways it’s what his life is all about – constantly trying to bring some order into his world. This is probably also true for many of us.
seanfear about 1 year ago
Patrick seems to have discovered my room
oldpine52 about 1 year ago
Patrick will find out what chaos really is when Doris discovers that he made drapes for his office out of her favorite dress.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 year ago
Soon to be visited by his boss with a pink slip.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 year ago
Chaos is notoriously unstable.
Bilan about 1 year ago
The best-laid schemes o’ in-out boxes an’ men. Gang aft agley.
marilynnbyerly about 1 year ago
Theory, heck. Ballard Street is the home of chaos.
C about 1 year ago
Don’t let the secretary touch your desk
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 1 year ago
Days earlier in China, a butterfly flapped its wings.
Farside99 about 1 year ago
Patrick and chaos are well acquainted. You might say, “good friends”. His boss is less understanding, but knows Patrick’s job is being shipped overseas in a few months, so it doesn’t really matter all that much.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Myrtle! Get in here and help me clean up this mess…..stat!
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
His “In” just went “Out”…
Save that glue, Patrick, you’re gonna need it!
His Mandelbrot just wouldn’t Set still… 益
Doug K about 1 year ago
No need to panic: Chaos visits Patrick all the time. In many ways it’s what his life is all about – constantly trying to bring some order into his world. This is probably also true for many of us.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago
Thought it was spelled KAOS . The International Organization of Evil .
ladykat about 1 year ago
I’ve had visits like that. In my house, it’s called cats and kittens.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 year ago
Theory of Chaos: if anything can go wrong it will happen to Patrick.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good morning, Ballardears!
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago
This is why Patrick has to pay top dollar for a secretary, he get almost daily visits from that theory.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 year ago
The chaos is Patrick………..
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
“Fact of Chaos”. As soon as you let your guard down, entropy wins.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good morning Balladeers!
New! Tiffany & Co. Stuffed Crust Dessert Necklace™ about 1 year ago
Patrick surmises Gravity — and The Tricky World of the Vertical — is responsible.
rhpii about 1 year ago
Just wait until Patrick goes paperless.
christelisbetty about 1 year ago
Sorry Patrick, some the chaos must have escaped from my house, when I straightened out that shelf earlier today.