retired archaeologist?
Gertrude thinks that that’s a good direction for Garrison, after all he is a crack(ed) pot.
Maybe he can find a pot with a mummy’s brain in it. He could use the help.
It’s what he gets for pottering around the Wheel & Clay Tavern all day.
Not in my oven, says Gertrude.
Garrison misses his mummy.
Garrison must be out of meds again.
It’s one of those train-of-thought things.
Garrison was wondering what he could do today.
Gertrude said he could get off his a**.
He heard asp.
He thought Hey! I can make Egyptian pottery!
Maybe he could combine this with his love of Chinese food and music by the Bangles: he could Wok like an Egyptian.
Next minute it will be something else.
Looking for canopic jars, Garrison?
Good morning Balladeers!
Gertrude is thinking, Curses! By morning it will either be mummies on the loose or hieroglyphics on the wall.
Such is genius .
Not pottery Garrison, Gertrude was talking about potpourri – lavender, I recall, is her favorite…
Gertrude is considering casting Garrison in an out direction…
She: That’s nice Garrison just don’t break it…….
His favorite knock-knock joke:
Garrison: Knock-knock.
Victim: Who’s there?
G: Nostradamus.
V: Nostradamus who?
G: Hey! Let’s go for a bike ride!
Takes a good man to do that, and in spite of what his neighbours think.. Garrison is a good man
And just like pottery, they shattered on the floor.
suddenly, garrison’s eyes took on a glazed look…
Garrison unearths ideas like this often.
seanfear about 1 year ago
retired archaeologist?
oldpine52 about 1 year ago
Gertrude thinks that that’s a good direction for Garrison, after all he is a crack(ed) pot.
marilynnbyerly about 1 year ago
Maybe he can find a pot with a mummy’s brain in it. He could use the help.
New! Tiffany & Co. Stuffed Crust Dessert Necklace™ about 1 year ago
It’s what he gets for pottering around the Wheel & Clay Tavern all day.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 1 year ago
Not in my oven, says Gertrude.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 1 year ago
Garrison misses his mummy.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 year ago
Garrison must be out of meds again.
Bilan about 1 year ago
It’s one of those train-of-thought things.
Garrison was wondering what he could do today.
Gertrude said he could get off his a**.
He heard asp.
He thought Hey! I can make Egyptian pottery!
Doug K about 1 year ago
Maybe he could combine this with his love of Chinese food and music by the Bangles: he could Wok like an Egyptian.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 year ago
Next minute it will be something else.
ladykat about 1 year ago
Looking for canopic jars, Garrison?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good morning Balladeers!
rhpii about 1 year ago
Gertrude is thinking, Curses! By morning it will either be mummies on the loose or hieroglyphics on the wall.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago
Such is genius .
-Saint- about 1 year ago
Not pottery Garrison, Gertrude was talking about potpourri – lavender, I recall, is her favorite…
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
Gertrude is considering casting Garrison in an out direction…
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 year ago
She: That’s nice Garrison just don’t break it…….
New! Tiffany & Co. Stuffed Crust Dessert Necklace™ about 1 year ago
His favorite knock-knock joke:
Garrison: Knock-knock.
Victim: Who’s there?
G: Nostradamus.
V: Nostradamus who?
G: Hey! Let’s go for a bike ride!
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago
Takes a good man to do that, and in spite of what his neighbours think.. Garrison is a good man
Curiosity Premium Member about 1 year ago
And just like pottery, they shattered on the floor.
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
suddenly, garrison’s eyes took on a glazed look…
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 year ago
Garrison unearths ideas like this often.