And that’s why Perry never gets waited on at the Ballard Drug and Ladies Lingerie Shoppe. By the time he finds which pocket contains his money, his aspirin expired and the girdles have lost their snap.
Perry’s dexterity is something to see. His unbuttoning talent is legendary with the Button Pocket Fanciers Fellowship.. The BPFF. He just broke his own record undoing 20 pocket buttons in 20 seconds That’s a button every second guys. Wow! Now that’s impressive. Wish I could do that, amazing.
seanfear about 1 year ago
nice sport
marilynnbyerly about 1 year ago
Real buttons and buttonholes, not snaps. This is going to be tricky!
C about 1 year ago
His own pocket universe
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 1 year ago
He should switch to Velcro.
oldpine52 about 1 year ago
Ironically, he can never find his keys.
BigBoy about 1 year ago
Famous author of Perry’s Pocket Guide to Pockets
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 year ago
And that’s why Perry never gets waited on at the Ballard Drug and Ladies Lingerie Shoppe. By the time he finds which pocket contains his money, his aspirin expired and the girdles have lost their snap.
Doug K about 1 year ago
I bet he likes to button the pockets, too
rhpii about 1 year ago
If you have an hour, ask him about his pocket square collection.
New! Tiffany & Co. Stuffed Crust Dessert Necklace™ about 1 year ago
Perry simply adores his Popeil Pill Organizer Shirt™.
ladykat about 1 year ago
That’s a lot of pockets, Perry.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
He got a badge for the fastest pocket opener when he was in the scouts!
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
Perry picked a peck of pretty pockets…
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 year ago
He’s a retired pick pocket……staying in practice!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good morning Balladeers!
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
It’s more fun if they are not your own pockets. :)
morningglory73 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Perry’s dexterity is something to see. His unbuttoning talent is legendary with the Button Pocket Fanciers Fellowship.. The BPFF. He just broke his own record undoing 20 pocket buttons in 20 seconds That’s a button every second guys. Wow! Now that’s impressive. Wish I could do that, amazing.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago
That’s a cool shirt . I want one .
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 year ago
Perry’s preference for pretty and practical pockets comes from his pocket picking parents, Percival and Penelope.
JP Steve Premium Member about 1 year ago
Imagine what it would cost to outfit him with pocket protectors…
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
And when Perry masters that, he can move on to pocket pool!!!
parkerinthehouse about 1 year ago
You make me laugh out loud EVERY TIME!!