Ted needs an alternative form of energy just to move.
Lard burns well.
Ted is the product of mass (m) with the speed of light squared (c2 ). Boom!
with those ears, sure you are.
Gas buildup ?
With those dangling earrings, you are an alternative something.
Thinking is a bit of a stretch and was never Ted’s strongpoint, however…
Hmmm . . . never thought about it like that .
Yes, you are, Ted.
Ted, you’re a veritable Methane Processing Plant…
Good morning Balladeers!
Ted ponders the expanding universe and how it accounts for his repeated need to buy increasingly bigger pants.
Yes, you are. Matter.
Yes you are Ted, by the pound you would be worth a lot.
He’s an energy black hole.
Ted is mostly Potential Energy – very little Kinetic Energy.
Ted is full of inerta. Or something.
oldpine52 about 1 year ago
Ted needs an alternative form of energy just to move.
marilynnbyerly about 1 year ago
Lard burns well.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ted is the product of mass (m) with the speed of light squared (c2 ). Boom!
seanfear about 1 year ago
with those ears, sure you are.
BigBoy about 1 year ago
Gas buildup ?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 year ago
With those dangling earrings, you are an alternative something.
-Saint- about 1 year ago
Thinking is a bit of a stretch and was never Ted’s strongpoint, however…
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago
Hmmm . . . never thought about it like that .
ladykat about 1 year ago
Yes, you are, Ted.
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
Ted, you’re a veritable Methane Processing Plant…
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good morning Balladeers!
New! Tiffany & Co. Stuffed Crust Dessert Necklace™ about 1 year ago
Ted ponders the expanding universe and how it accounts for his repeated need to buy increasingly bigger pants.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Yes, you are. Matter.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago
Yes you are Ted, by the pound you would be worth a lot.
rhpii about 1 year ago
He’s an energy black hole.
Doug K about 1 year ago
Ted is mostly Potential Energy – very little Kinetic Energy.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ted is full of inerta. Or something.