Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 04, 2023

Who to blame, who to blame?

self-discipline, literally.

who needs a wife with a self like this

With the temperatures we’ve had lately, a good soaking sounds like a fine idea.

I’ve had days like that.

Whatever it takes to find your motivation…

Tony is a masochist.

Tony is 2 crackers short of a parrot.

I read that as a good spanking at first, and it made perfect sense.

Tony is playing with his IV again – he’ll be falling out of the chair shortly…

Tony looks grumpy.

Looks like a good idea. I’ll be 105F here today. Again.

Well, that’s one way to get a move on. Hey Tony! Pull the string!!

And he’ll do it, too!

Procrastination is his weakest point.

Good morning Balladeers!

… but it would require too much energy. :)

Don’t do it Tony, think of your inserts! You know old Ms Sclockengruber loves a crisp pair of cardboard pants inserts.

People in the southwest are doing this lately for enjoyment.

Rose told him to go soak his head but Tony wanted to ponder the moment longer.

Whatever floats your boat, Tony.

I’ve got to get me one of those…

everyone knows that tony’s all wet…

Tony will soon have water on the brain.

Tony will accidentally soak himself when he gets up without removing his finger from the string. So either way, he’ll be all wet.