Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 19, 2023

Let’s all pray Bob has some good insurance.

Actually that’s Leonard who just threw the drink, now Bob feels free to express his opposition with the black jack he always carries for that purpose.

Cocktail calamity

Fisticuffs to follow.

Bob deserves a broken finger or two at this point, for his efforts

Huh, a horses a$$ with a cock-tail. Sounds like one of those Greek animal mashups.

Fisticuffs on the country club patio to follow.

Good morning Balladeers!

Such grace – Bob’s dance lessons are beginning to pay off…

What a sin! Wasting alcohol!

Reminds me of the Monty Python “Fish-Slapping Dance”:

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E

BTW, for those of you still using that GoComics “Bookmarklets” Links, I know how to edit the “CG Links” Script so that the YouTube Vids will again “Embed” in the posts…

Much baggage has been brought out into the open since the grand opening of the Ballard Street Fencing & Dueling Academy.

This always looks bolder and funnier when it’s in a movie than in retrospect while lying on an Emergency Room bed.

This looks serious. Maybe, pool noodles at five paces?

Goes totally ecstatic if he sticks the toothpick that came with the olive.

Very lucky that those are Martini glasses and everyone is wearing a suit. As a Person of Rural, I can assure you that the outcome for Bob would be very dramatic in my world.

With exuberance and flair!

I take it Bob’s not one to favor agreeing to disagree.

Bob’s mom always told him, “Use your words, Bob.”

Unfortunately Bob did not follow what his mom told him to do.

oh, that bob. always wanting to make a big splash…

After he gathers his teeth up from the floor, he may wish to reconsider his actions.