And badly, at that! I could have married that successful accountant, Roger, but I had to pick a nut case…my mother always told me that you’s\d amount to nothing, and she was sooo right…you’re just a worthless wastrel who never takes me anywhere…well, except that trip to France, but they didn’t even speak my language, and they had miserable food like snails and other weird stuff, and are you even listening to me????
C 12 months ago
Oh, woe is you
marilynnbyerly 12 months ago
Help me! Help me!
Farside99 12 months ago
And badly, at that! I could have married that successful accountant, Roger, but I had to pick a nut case…my mother always told me that you’s\d amount to nothing, and she was sooo right…you’re just a worthless wastrel who never takes me anywhere…well, except that trip to France, but they didn’t even speak my language, and they had miserable food like snails and other weird stuff, and are you even listening to me????
oldpine52 12 months ago
Not only that, Milton, but it really bugs her.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 12 months ago
The Snug Bug of Peace and Quiet is available for a limited time only down to Dennis’s House of Fine Stuff and Ladies Thingies.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 12 months ago
“.. and in so many ways.”
Doug K 12 months ago
My wife seems to express that feeling to me once in a while.
(as in “You should change your …” or “You’re not going to … wearing that, are you?”)
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 12 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 12 months ago
Mr. and Mrs. Seth Brundle .
-Saint- 12 months ago
…and I WISH you would stop calling me Sugar!
Alberta Oil Premium Member 12 months ago
Perhaps, but it’s minor compared to your reputation at the Ballard St Canasta Card club.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
I don’t think their marriage is gonna maggot.
DIY Dogmatic Dunderheaded Doomsday Doggerel 12 months ago
Nothing but trial and tribulation, being the husband of a mad chemist’s endless fussing and tinkering.
gopher gofer 12 months ago
everyone says he’s a pretty fly guy…
Ukko wilko 12 months ago
It should… she drove him buggy.
Shikamoo Premium Member 12 months ago
Does he drive a VW Bug ?
Shikamoo Premium Member 12 months ago
He bugs me.