Ted hoped to feather his nest but instead laid his last egg. He flew the coop and the co-op.
In a bizarre twist, he now works for chicken scratch in the birds-of-a-feather Fox henhouse, coming up with birdbrained takes on “news” that little birds tell the hosts, never to eat crow again.
The lamest of sitting ducks, Ted got all his ducks in a calculated row and now kills two birds with every worm, as he enjoys his gilded cage, wrought from his bird’s-eye-views of assorted, sordid goose, geese, moose, and meece chases.
A night owl, Ted’s goose was never cooked and continued to forever lay golden eggs for him … Ted, the goose who never again had to take a gander at ugly ducklings. Or early birds slaving away in the rat v. work races…
The eagle-eyed may say Ted’s swan song is still ahead, even inevitable, having an albatross like that around your neck.
They forget about the tale of water and a duck’s back. Ted will never chicken out and accept the truth. Birds of a feather will flock together and remain free as a bird.
After all: A bird in the Fox is worth two in a court.
No cat among all them viewing pigeons out there, ya know.
C about 1 year ago
Icarus flew too close to the asylum
seanfear about 1 year ago
he has a future though ….. in asylum
oldpine52 about 1 year ago
What’s really ironic is that Mr. Dweebledorf only pays Ted chicken feed.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 1 year ago
Then Ted went to work for Boeing.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 year ago
The Management at Acme Funeral Supplies and its subsidiary; Cardboard Casket Company frown on any form of levity.
Doug K about 1 year ago
His interest didn’t fly with the people in charge.
-Saint- about 1 year ago
Adding further insult to his mental genius, Ted was even demoted to single pencil status for his pocket protector.
oakie817 about 1 year ago
he’d get a promotion at my place
morningglory73 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Some jobs might make one flighty.
rhpii about 1 year ago
It was the mating ritual dance that got Ted in trouble with HR.
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago
More wing surface Ted ! You’re not getting any lift .
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
Also ironic was that Ted thought he would go far with his Con-dor attitude…
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Yeah, yeah-- happy hollandaise. More rubber gravy? about 1 year ago
Ted hoped to feather his nest but instead laid his last egg. He flew the coop and the co-op.
In a bizarre twist, he now works for chicken scratch in the birds-of-a-feather Fox henhouse, coming up with birdbrained takes on “news” that little birds tell the hosts, never to eat crow again.
The lamest of sitting ducks, Ted got all his ducks in a calculated row and now kills two birds with every worm, as he enjoys his gilded cage, wrought from his bird’s-eye-views of assorted, sordid goose, geese, moose, and meece chases.
A night owl, Ted’s goose was never cooked and continued to forever lay golden eggs for him … Ted, the goose who never again had to take a gander at ugly ducklings. Or early birds slaving away in the rat v. work races…
The eagle-eyed may say Ted’s swan song is still ahead, even inevitable, having an albatross like that around your neck.
They forget about the tale of water and a duck’s back. Ted will never chicken out and accept the truth. Birds of a feather will flock together and remain free as a bird.
After all: A bird in the Fox is worth two in a court.
No cat among all them viewing pigeons out there, ya know.
[and so on]
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
Ted’s career is now in a holding pattern.
Yeah, yeah-- happy hollandaise. More rubber gravy? about 1 year ago
It didn’t help, Ted’s whole flap about “Help me, I’m molting” in that wicked-witch voice he liked to do.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good morning Balladeers!
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
That “glass ceiling” is not just for women.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago
Can’t beat any of the zingers today, well done crew
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
With a little encouragement he could have started Twitter.
Impkins Premium Member about 1 year ago
Is that the Chicken Dance????? :)
Bilan about 1 year ago
It’s also ironic that even with the best beak, Ted lost in the pecking order.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ted had just watched “My Life as a Turkey” by Joe Hutto.
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
management didn’t like the way ted was just wingin’ it…
Chris Sherlock about 1 year ago
Ted did fly…just not in a jet.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ted tried to rise up through the ranks by flying, but turkeys can’t fly, so he was grounded.