Steve used to be a fake flying squirrel enthusiast, until Shirley grounded him.
Steve was Shirley meant to be with her.
They named it “Chris Moose” so they could decorate it for a few days in December.
I hope it’s not near a window. Some lunatic with a rifle may mistake it for the infamous Black Buck of Ballard Street.
They must both be alums of Wossamotta U.
In Ballard there is someone for everyone….has anybody seen a zillionare around?
watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat
The Shaggertons will soon install a squeeze bulb horn at the base — so they can honk to signal when one of them is on the horns of a dilemma.
The enthusiasm is unrequited on the Moose’s part however. He is giving serious thought (for a moose) of hopping off his pedestal, busting through the wall, and escaping.
Shirley and Steve are cover names. They are really Boris and Natasha
That’s a cute moose.
The symbol of the moose has brought them a sense of friendly persuasion!
It’s nice they found each other…
Good morning Balladeers!
True, and this one has recently won a blue ribbon prize for the best fake moose. Made Shirley and Steve very proud and the envy of the neighbours.
Moose be love.
They communicate through os-mooses.
Unfortunately, one of them is into “fake moose” and the other is into “fake enthusiasm”. :)
Those 3 bullet holes near his heart concern me
the moose was a gift that they reluctantly accepted ‘cause they didn’t want to seem ungulateful…
My avatar is Steve the fake moose from Pinkerton Park!
They should live in Canada. We have lots of fake (and real) moose here.Our Riverdale Collegiate football mascot was a moose!
oldpine52 12 months ago
Steve used to be a fake flying squirrel enthusiast, until Shirley grounded him.
Doug K 12 months ago
Steve was Shirley meant to be with her.
TonysSon 12 months ago
They named it “Chris Moose” so they could decorate it for a few days in December.
marilynnbyerly 12 months ago
I hope it’s not near a window. Some lunatic with a rifle may mistake it for the infamous Black Buck of Ballard Street.
Bilan 12 months ago
They must both be alums of Wossamotta U.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 12 months ago
In Ballard there is someone for everyone….has anybody seen a zillionare around?
oakie817 12 months ago
watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat
Prof. Mementomori's Traveling Reincarnation Show 12 months ago
The Shaggertons will soon install a squeeze bulb horn at the base — so they can honk to signal when one of them is on the horns of a dilemma.
-Saint- 12 months ago
The enthusiasm is unrequited on the Moose’s part however. He is giving serious thought (for a moose) of hopping off his pedestal, busting through the wall, and escaping.
[Traveler] Premium Member 12 months ago
Shirley and Steve are cover names. They are really Boris and Natasha
ladykat 12 months ago
That’s a cute moose.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 12 months ago
The symbol of the moose has brought them a sense of friendly persuasion!
ChessPirate 12 months ago
It’s nice they found each other…
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 12 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
Alberta Oil Premium Member 12 months ago
True, and this one has recently won a blue ribbon prize for the best fake moose. Made Shirley and Steve very proud and the envy of the neighbours.
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Moose be love.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
They communicate through os-mooses.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
Unfortunately, one of them is into “fake moose” and the other is into “fake enthusiasm”. :)
BigBoy 12 months ago
Those 3 bullet holes near his heart concern me
gopher gofer 12 months ago
the moose was a gift that they reluctantly accepted ‘cause they didn’t want to seem ungulateful…
JP Steve Premium Member 12 months ago
My avatar is Steve the fake moose from Pinkerton Park!
Shikamoo Premium Member 12 months ago
They should live in Canada. We have lots of fake (and real) moose here.Our Riverdale Collegiate football mascot was a moose!