Perhaps Bob should have stayed cooped up.
He thought about waving a sign about the chicken thigh specials at Ballard’s Chicks and Santa Nick’s, but he felt guilty somehow.
Sparky there can give you a definitive answer, but you’ll be running at the time.
Why will Bob go back inside?
Because he’s a chicken.
It teaches him balance to stand on those legs.
https://youtu.Be/BVRT-6F-giU
Why did the chicken cross the threshold?
He could cross the road maybe and find out why he did it.
Irony is thick on the ground, Bob decides, as he retreats back inside with egg on his beakface.
Because his wife just locked him outside.
Bob suddenly realizes it’s next weekend that’s Foghorn Leghorn Appreciation Day at the Ballard Street Looney Tunes Bin and Egg-Art Club.
Avoid California, they’re having an outbreak of avian flu
Anonymity?
Well, if he was going to a Hallowe’en party it might be a suitable suit.
Nice shoes for a chicken. Must be painful tho’
That happens, go back inside Bob and write all those good ideas down so you can remind yourself when you go back outside.
Then Bob remembered he stands out front of the Chicken Filet fast food restaurant….
So now he’s a rue-ster
oh this is fowl humor indeed
Maintain focus Bob !!
At least Bob wasn’t dressed as a deer. During hunting season, he might have been shot.
But it seemed that George and Ginger were having so much fun.
Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!
Maybe he should have gone with the hawk …
With the cost of eggs these days, it would pay for itself in no time.
Bob just doesn’t have what it takes to be a chicken.
Bob thought he might head to Burger King to persuade them to let him do a reboot of The Subservient Chicken.
Bob suddenly remembers that his neighbor, Mr. Clawson, believes he is a Chicken Hawk.
https://i.postimg.Cc/MTRGjyFG/chicken-grows-into-a-bigger-size-dahlia-s.Gif
bob looks like he’s feelin’ a bit beaked…
Free admission to the loony bin.
Well, for one, he’s bound to be the only chicken on the block. Considering he should be a rooster…
oldpine52 8 months ago
Perhaps Bob should have stayed cooped up.
marilynnbyerly 8 months ago
He thought about waving a sign about the chicken thigh specials at Ballard’s Chicks and Santa Nick’s, but he felt guilty somehow.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 8 months ago
Sparky there can give you a definitive answer, but you’ll be running at the time.
Doug K 8 months ago
Why will Bob go back inside?
Because he’s a chicken.
crabbyred 8 months ago
It teaches him balance to stand on those legs.
Tigressy 8 months ago
https://youtu.Be/BVRT-6F-giU
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 8 months ago
Why did the chicken cross the threshold?
morningglory73 Premium Member 8 months ago
He could cross the road maybe and find out why he did it.
New! Tiffany & Co. Stuffed Crust Dessert Necklace™ 8 months ago
Irony is thick on the ground, Bob decides, as he retreats back inside with egg on his beakface.
donut reply 8 months ago
Because his wife just locked him outside.
New! Tiffany & Co. Stuffed Crust Dessert Necklace™ 8 months ago
Bob suddenly realizes it’s next weekend that’s Foghorn Leghorn Appreciation Day at the Ballard Street Looney Tunes Bin and Egg-Art Club.
[Traveler] Premium Member 8 months ago
Avoid California, they’re having an outbreak of avian flu
ChessPirate 8 months ago
Anonymity?
ladykat 8 months ago
Well, if he was going to a Hallowe’en party it might be a suitable suit.
purepaul Premium Member 8 months ago
Nice shoes for a chicken. Must be painful tho’
Alberta Oil Premium Member 8 months ago
That happens, go back inside Bob and write all those good ideas down so you can remind yourself when you go back outside.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 8 months ago
Then Bob remembered he stands out front of the Chicken Filet fast food restaurant….
P51Strega 8 months ago
So now he’s a rue-ster
oakie817 8 months ago
oh this is fowl humor indeed
FireAnt_Hater 8 months ago
Maintain focus Bob !!
cfkelley 8 months ago
At least Bob wasn’t dressed as a deer. During hunting season, he might have been shot.
Greyhame 8 months ago
But it seemed that George and Ginger were having so much fun.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 8 months ago
Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!
mistercatworks 8 months ago
Maybe he should have gone with the hawk …
Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago
With the cost of eggs these days, it would pay for itself in no time.
Bilan 8 months ago
Bob just doesn’t have what it takes to be a chicken.
Chris Sherlock 8 months ago
Bob thought he might head to Burger King to persuade them to let him do a reboot of The Subservient Chicken.
rhpii 8 months ago
Bob suddenly remembers that his neighbor, Mr. Clawson, believes he is a Chicken Hawk.
Tigressy 8 months ago
https://i.postimg.Cc/MTRGjyFG/chicken-grows-into-a-bigger-size-dahlia-s.Gif
gopher gofer 8 months ago
bob looks like he’s feelin’ a bit beaked…
Ukko wilko 8 months ago
Free admission to the loony bin.
Shikamoo Premium Member 8 months ago
Well, for one, he’s bound to be the only chicken on the block. Considering he should be a rooster…