Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 27, 2024

Well that’s taking the cardboard inserts one step too far !

To be fair to Sandra, Bob has always had a one dimensional personality.

Namely, silent Bob.

Wait a minute, you said Bob was visiting his mother. That was 6 months ago. What did you do with Bob? Huh?

Bob also provides a “Do not disturb” to anyone who peeks in on Sandra.

Sandra never did grow out of her paper doll infatuation.

It may work for Sandra, but the dog is still freaked out.

Helps her drive in transit lanes too.

That cardboard Hubby Bob is such a cut up!

Conversation is a lost art. Where is Bob? Check the Bucket of Blood bar and grill.

I hope Sandra doesn’t hear “Voices” like the character Ryan Reynolds, did.

Half the laundry, no arguments over that to have for dinner or watch on T.V. This could catch on.

Bob keeps the Ballard Street Print Company & Pet Washateria plenty busy, buying up Sandra’s life-size duplicates by the gross.

Good morning Balladeers!

At least he’s quiet.

SPOOKY!

And what Hubby Bob uses her Cardboard Look-Alike for:

(⚆˷ʖ ≦) ლ ➳ ᔑ(°  ⌣ʖ °)ᔐ

Sandra calls it her thingamaBob.

And So much easier to slip under the door, when you forget your keys.

Got me one of those for companionship as well, mines more durable though, made of rubber so I can hose it off when it needs cleaning.

When she reads something interesting in her book, Sandra often scribbles notes on the carboard cutout of her hubby.

Bob’s such a card. But Sandra got board of his wisecracks, so cardboard Bob seemed the perfect solution.