Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 15, 2024

Yes, but mostly in the hobo jungle.

What did Ed Nimmers do to warrant a memorial?

good good – just make sure your wife doesn’t see it

I’ll join that. Does it mean I don’t have to pay bills anymore?

But, “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” – Mick Jagger

Ed Nimmers must be related to Eric Cartman: “It’s my hot body! I’ll do what I want!”

Ed Nimmers took a stand. It was when he wouldn’t give it back that started all the trouble…

Ed should try ice fishing. Pretty similar but the perch are a nice bonus.

Guessing, that if Ed was married he must have pouted a lot.

The guy came over thinking it was a barbecue?

Ed’s created quite the buzz, mostly from the visiting winos.

And so the not-so-humble story begins — of the Ed Nimmers Institute of Instant Gratification.

Tune in again tomorrow when Ed declares, I’m Too Sexy for My Shirt.

Good afternoon Balladeers!

Catchphrase at age 4

Mildred doesn’t mind Ed doing what he wants, just not on her lawn.

Are we to think that Ed himself is present in this tableau?

I should think that Ed’s bon mots gather a great deal of support among the younger set. Say, 1-9.