Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 07, 2024

Beware the Ides of Suburbia

Shhh!

The dog biter, Spot Hercheinter.

That Old Dog Yeller leads to the dog becoming a Mad Dog.

The problem is usually NOT the dog.

It’s “Heel!”, Caesar!

The dog doesn’t want to.

You’re gonna hear some real yelling when that finger gets bit.

You do know what happened to “Old Yeller”, don’t you, Caesar?

“Come! Come!”

[CHOMP!]

“Go! Go!”

Bad Caesar, BAD!

Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!

Caesar should learn to be the dog whisperer…

This is what Scooter gets for eating Caesar’s salad.

Start when they are small. Be completely consistent. Stay in charge. Raise an enjoyable companion.

Caesar will soon be minus a finger.

Wherein Caesar finds out Sparky’s bite is worse than his bark.

veni, vidi, poochie…

He’s already there Ceasar. Give it up.

Ceasar’s inserts must be irritating him.

Looks like Chompley is about to slip the leash, fly by the seat of his pants, and seize one heck of a lot more than just the day.

At least he’s not crazy enough to try that with a cat.

Et tu brute