Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 13, 2024

Every time Ted sits down, he presses hard on something.

Maybe Ted should try chasing sticks first to get himself tired.

just do us all a favor please and don’t press that bladder or that intestines – all is good.

Pressing hard relieves the gas. Not so peaceful for the rest of us tho….

Ted’s yen for Zen.

Ted is trying too hard. He needs to be more like Spike and relax.

[PFFFT!] – Found it…

( ͡   ͚ ͚ʖ ͡  ) ☁️ ☁️ ʋ☉ᴥ☉ʋ

“It was Spike…” ʋಠᴥಠʋ

That’s not where you press Ted.. for inner peace or just for fun, it’s a bit lower and not so much press but more hold.

Ted’s inner peace was dislodged when his wife left him for a younger guy and dog!

Trouble is, it’s not on the outside where you can reach it.

Ted’s inner peace is once again stymied by his irritable bowel.

Good morning Balladeers!

maybe ted just needs to remember the last place he put it… ☺

Sounds like an inside job to me.

Ted is pressing his arm too hard. Not very peaceful.

Good evening, Ballard Dears.

Do you remember where you last left inner peace, Ted?