Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 23, 2024

Randy for President!

Go, Randy!

Next time. Duct tape, Randy. Duct tape.

How will Randy get his groceries home?

Smackin’ her upside the head with that half gallon carton of milk works just as well.

Good morning Balladeers!

Speaking of striking a blow, Randy… DUCK!

Sitting with several friends at our favorite pub, a stranger came in and sat near us. Then he took out his cell phone and made a call, talking loudly about business matters. We practically had to hit him over the head for him to listen to our chants, “Take it outside! Take it outside!!”.

Randy’s a good man making the supreme sacrifice by giving up his bag. On behalf of all the residents of Ballard St, thank you. Mrs. Funfinger is a nuisance wherever she goes with incessant talking.

Good for Randy.

YES!!

Randy! Randy! Randy!

I remember a “New Yorker” cartoon from when cellphones were first becoming obnoxiously popular. On an urban street, there is a “phone booth” without a phone. Instead it has a sign which reads, “Quiet Place to Talk 25¢”

Good one! I especially get a kick outta people walking around with their phone held up to their ear, but it’s blasting on speakerphone for all the world to hear… lol!!

Nice hatching and polka dots too. Wondering what the little dots have to do with polish dance music?

Sort of prefer in spanish: el punto

I admit I’ve felt this way many times. Three cheers for Randy.

randy doesn’t just phone it in… ☺

Rosemary is talking and she can’t shut up!

Good night, Ballard Dears!

That phone booth isn’t fooling anyone.