Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 29, 2024

he’s lighting his own way forward

Now he just needs one for his head so he can burn a candle from both ends. apologies to Edna St. Vincent Millay.

He’s leaving a light on in case someone shows up.

Now he can wax the hair off of his toe knuckle.

He will never convince me that that is a birthday cake. Where’s the frosting, huh?

Alarm clock ?

A classic narcissist foot fetish

Ah, the pleasures of seclusion.

Good morning Balladeers!

Allen does spend too much time by himself – something we all greatly encourage & appreciate.

Take a good man to light a candle on his toe, well done Allen. You’re obviously fitter than you look.

Toe be, or not toe be. In a few minutes, that will be the question…

Allen doesn’t hold a candle…

I don’t care what you old granny use to say, that ain’t going to cure that toenail fungus!

Allen’s always been light on his feet.

Gordon? Is that you?

Put him on AGT.

Studying light, the foot candle. Have the fire extinguisher ready when you do this. The candle burns brightly, and is HOT!

He’s in Good Company.

And probably should not be allowed to play with matches. :)

when that candle burns down allen’s really gonna curse the dark…

Allen gets perverse pleasure in giving himself a hot foot.

And we are not surprised. There’s no way that toe is just a year old.