Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 22, 2024

Gil’s old-school kickstarter campaign gets off the ground

At least he seems to have some energy.

Gladys is about to emulate Gil without moving from where she’s standing.

and soon, Gil will be receiving a negative energy pack back, because negative and negative makes positive.

Dam flowers had it coming.

I wonder what brought that on!!!

Please don’t kick the marigolds.

There once was a fella named Gil,

who was really sort of a pill.

When one of his kicks, it just sort of “sticks”,

now he’s “stuck” with a rather large Bill…

Gil loves the Sunday Kickoff.

Gil is a retired NFL kicker…….and not a good one!

Good morning Balladeers!

And Gladys is about to cuff Gil long side the head. Marigolds are Gladys’s favourite flowers and will not stand for Gil releasing negative energy on them.

Considering who plants those flowers, he will be in a world of trouble if he continues this toddler nonsense. A hint: His former first grade teacher, Miss Ain’t Taking Your Nonsense.

What a jerk! :)

I do that to the leaves that fall in front of the house. Push them into the sidewalk on a windy day and watch them blow down the street. Then the wind changes and they come right back!

Really hope thats weeds hes kicking there

gil’s always looking for ways to get his kicks…

“How’s your Sciatica going, Gil?”

“Oh, I can’t kick…”

Please don’t eat the daisies!