Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for December 16, 2012

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Heff: I can't believe I have a son... kid: You can't afford me. Heff: Excuse me? Kid: You'll have to work until your bones are dust just to put me through college. Kid: ... Only to watch me drop out, travel to Europe and marry the first bimbo that winks at me. Kid: Now if you'll kindly draw your attention to my mid-section, I've soiled myself once again. Chuck: And then you woke up? Heff: No, Then he pulled out a copy of "East of Eden" and asked for a Manhattan, up, with a twist. Heff: Then I woke up. Banks: Yikes.