Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for June 14, 2023
Transcript:
Allen: How do you suppose Superman had his Super-suit cleaned? Allen: I mean, if Clark Kent brings it to the cleaners, don't you think the jig would be up? Allen: He'd lose his big secret all because he spilled grape juice on his tights! Banks: These questions,plus a man who plays Mozart on the roof of his mouth... Only on "The Lonely Guy Channel". Chuck: Superman doesn't drink grape juice.
Just-me over 1 year ago
His question ranks right up there with, “When was the war of 1812 fought?”
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Pickup and delivery to the phone booth. With a quick turnaround, for an extra fee. While the line at the booth is much shorter nowadays, those waiting are more surly with any delay.
rshive over 1 year ago
Grape juice stains don’t come out easily.
donwestonmysteries over 1 year ago
In the comic book, he flies into earth’s sun to clean his suit. His Kryptonian suit is, like him, indestructible.