Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for February 25, 2011

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    Constantinepaleologos  almost 14 years ago

    Seems to me that joke could have a lot of punch lines.

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    Yukoneric  almost 14 years ago

    A blowing chest wound?

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    “Cheer up! It could be worse.”

    ’It could be worse?’ I’ve got a sucking chest wound AND I’ve found half a worm in my apple! HOW could it possibly be WORSE?!?”

    “It could be raining.”

    Ka-BOOOOM!!!

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 14 years ago

    D-mn your eyes, fritzoid!

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