Some of the most famous people in history never got a dinner!.Goliath’s mother, who said to Goliath, “Stop running around with David! You’re always coming home stoned!” Never got a dinner!.Donald Trump’s mother, who said, "Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber’s chair! " Never got a dinner!.Moses, who said when he came out of Mount Sinai, “The food in that hospital is terrible!” Never got a dinner!.Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, “Can we talk?” Never got a dinner!.Captain Hook’s mother, who said to Little Hook, “For God sakes, don’t scratch it!” Never got a dinner!.Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, “Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn.” Never got a dinner!.The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, “Who sent for all this ice?” Never got a dinner!.George Washington, who said to his father, “Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President?” Never got a dinner!.(Who knew the badger living on Trump’s head was topical back then?)
Some of the most famous people in history never got a dinner!.Goliath’s mother, who said to Goliath, “Stop running around with David! You’re always coming home stoned!” Never got a dinner!.Donald Trump’s mother, who said, "Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber’s chair! " Never got a dinner!.Moses, who said when he came out of Mount Sinai, “The food in that hospital is terrible!” Never got a dinner!.Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, “Can we talk?” Never got a dinner!.Captain Hook’s mother, who said to Little Hook, “For God sakes, don’t scratch it!” Never got a dinner!.Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, “Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn.” Never got a dinner!.The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, “Who sent for all this ice?” Never got a dinner!.George Washington, who said to his father, “Dad, if I never tell I lie, how am I ever gonna become President?” Never got a dinner!.(Who knew the badger living on Trump’s head was topical back then?)