Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for August 23, 2016

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    Carl  Premium Member over 8 years ago

    The number for the IRS, the number for the stockholder and the number for the bank. All numbers based on a currency based on wishes.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 8 years ago

    Or maybe, like some billionaire sleazebags with orange possums on their heads, he has a negative net worth & lives on credit from Russian gangsters.

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    uniquename  over 8 years ago

    I suspect Penn & Teller are really good at math.

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    ChessPirate  over 8 years ago

    Hey, governments do it too. The appraisal of a home’s value is much higher done by a local government so’s they can tax it more…

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Accounting is a sub-genre of science fiction.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Dad, how much is your company worth?

    Enough to provide you a lifestyle you deserve.

    Next question…

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Actual assets & cash flow.A pessimistic estimate for the tax man & your wife.An optimistic fantasy for the investors & mistress.

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    Jim Kerner  over 8 years ago

    Or Abbott and Costello explaining how 7 times 13 equals 28

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    wordsmeet  about 3 years ago

    “We cook the numbers”

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